Ronald Martinez/Getty ImagesFor anyone with any interest in professional baseball, the past few weeks have been very interesting. We've all watched, sometimes a bit puzzled, as Cliff Lee's agent Darek Braunecker turned the winter meetings in Orlando into his own personal three-ring circus. We've all waited with bated breath to find out... San Francisco 49ers jersey
where will he sign?Will it be New York? Will it be back to Texas? Who are the "mystery suitors"? Washington can't be a real option, can it?At first, his refusal to take offers, first and most notably from the Yankees, turned some heads. Then, when the Rangers essentially offered him a blank check and he basically sent it back, well that certainly at least got my attention. Not only was he now turning away offers of money, he was turning away offers of money that went something like "give us a figure that's less than $200 mil and we'll see what we can do" from actual billionaires!We all continued to watch, keeping an eye on twitter feeds, ESPN updates, and breaking news bulletins, sure the next one would be the news of Cliff Lee heading to New York.As we watched these programs we heard (the same as I'm sure Lee heard) that "everyone" was waiting on Lee to sign, then the rest of the dominoes would fall. We heard how the Yankees' Plan B would be Carl Crawford, or how Greinke's availability hinged on Lee's new landing spot. We heard about how team's entire plans were built around Lee's decision, and how they'd wait to make another move until they heard from him.Who is the best team in the league?Who is the best team in the league?Philly43.9%New York Yankees12.2%Boston Red Sox26.8%Texas Rangers2.4%SF Giants9.8%Another team4.9%Total votes: 41One of these teams was the Yankees, especially as time passed. You see, the thing about waiting, well, it's not one of our favorite activities as humans.Eventually people got tired of Seattle Seahawks jersey
waiting. New York's "Plan B" saw Jayson Werth's contract with Washington, saw dollar bill signs, and inked his own massive deal with the Yankees' long-time rival, giving the Red Sox the rare opportunity to beat the Yankees during the off-season.Other premium free agents began signing elsewhere as well; Dunn to the White Sox along with Konerko heading back there, or V-Mart to Detroit. When the dust settled there were only three free agents that were really worth talking about; Lee, RP Rafael Soriano, and 3B Adrian Beltre with the Yankees considered the front-runners to land Lee.Only a few days after there were really no other options available for the Yankees, no "Plan B" waiting in the wings, only then did Lee "decide" NY wasn't the place for him. In a move that so completely ruined the Yankees' off-season (normally the time of the year they shine) it seemed like it could only have been dreamed up by a Red Sox fan, Lee agreed to terms with the team he dominated the Yankees in the World Series with...the Phillies.The move worked so well it could only have been born of spite...right? Like the spite of a lifelong Sox fan? Or maybe the spite earned when another man spits on your wife? I don't know, but I do know two things:1) You know what they say about a woman scorned.2) Lee is from Arkansas, a ways from Red Sox nation.Lee joins "the Roys" (Oswalt and Halladay) as well as young pitcher Cole Hamels to form what is certainly the best rotation in baseball today, and perhaps the best of all time.The Phillies, normally considered St. Louis Rams jersey
favorites to contend for the NL crown, are almost certainly now favorites to win the whole thing this season, and for many more to come (at least five, which is what Lee's deal is rumored to be for in years, despite a six- to seven-year offer from NY).
2010年12月19日星期日
20 Dec 10 Cincinnati Bengals: Where Do Chad Ochocinco And The Bengals Go From Here?
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you watched the game on Monday, I bet there was some questions or comments going through your head. It was ainterestinggame.First of all, Chad Ochocinco only had one catch in the game—and then Terrell Owens had 10catcheswith two touchdown along with that.So, I bet you're saying this is the beginning of something bad for the Cincinnati Bengals. But, to me, it was a different night, different game.Terrell Owens wasn't getting double-coverage and Chad Ochocinco was, so how is Chad going get open if the Pittsburgh Steelers are double-covering him?To me, Chad is very talented, but it is hard to get open if there is double-coverage. Mr. Ochocinco was pretty frustrated after the high ball, talking to Carson Palmer. Then, the very next play, he was still talking about Reebok New Orleans Saints #9 Drew Brees Realtree camo Jersey
it, slamming the ball down and getting benched, too.Well, where do they go from here?Do they just stop?Well, their playoff chances are slim, and real slim with a 2-6 record. With hardmatchupsahead, they have to keep pushing.Chad has to sit down and relax and start fresh. I understand that they're 2-6 and they had high thoughts about their Super Bowl chances. They have talent on their team, but their chemistryis just not there.So, do they stop?No, keep pushing.No. 85, No. 9 and head coach staying or going?Well, with this being theReebok New York Giants #27 Brandon Jacobs Realtree camo Jersey
last year of Chad Ochocinco, Marvin Lewis and Terrell Owens' contracts, and people wondering if Carson Palmer is worth the money and if the Bengals might get a quarterback in the draft, are they going to start off fresh?I think they need to stay with each other.So, overall, they all just need to stay on the team and work things out.TerrellOwens still has has in the tank, so they just have to get thechemistrytogether.What do you guys think?Follow me on twitter at: lilben85.
you watched the game on Monday, I bet there was some questions or comments going through your head. It was ainterestinggame.First of all, Chad Ochocinco only had one catch in the game—and then Terrell Owens had 10catcheswith two touchdown along with that.So, I bet you're saying this is the beginning of something bad for the Cincinnati Bengals. But, to me, it was a different night, different game.Terrell Owens wasn't getting double-coverage and Chad Ochocinco was, so how is Chad going get open if the Pittsburgh Steelers are double-covering him?To me, Chad is very talented, but it is hard to get open if there is double-coverage. Mr. Ochocinco was pretty frustrated after the high ball, talking to Carson Palmer. Then, the very next play, he was still talking about Reebok New Orleans Saints #9 Drew Brees Realtree camo Jersey
it, slamming the ball down and getting benched, too.Well, where do they go from here?Do they just stop?Well, their playoff chances are slim, and real slim with a 2-6 record. With hardmatchupsahead, they have to keep pushing.Chad has to sit down and relax and start fresh. I understand that they're 2-6 and they had high thoughts about their Super Bowl chances. They have talent on their team, but their chemistryis just not there.So, do they stop?No, keep pushing.No. 85, No. 9 and head coach staying or going?Well, with this being theReebok New York Giants #27 Brandon Jacobs Realtree camo Jersey
last year of Chad Ochocinco, Marvin Lewis and Terrell Owens' contracts, and people wondering if Carson Palmer is worth the money and if the Bengals might get a quarterback in the draft, are they going to start off fresh?I think they need to stay with each other.So, overall, they all just need to stay on the team and work things out.TerrellOwens still has has in the tank, so they just have to get thechemistrytogether.What do you guys think?Follow me on twitter at: lilben85.
19 Dec 10 Michael Vick: Is He an Elite Quarterback After His 2010 Eagles NFL Season?
Chris McGrath/Getty ImagesHe entered the league in 2001 as the most physically gifted and highly anticipated quarterback in ages. In his seven seasons with the Atlanta Falcons, he was a human highlight reel who could take over the game one minute, and then lose it the next with inconsistent passing. Falcon'sReebok Pittsburgh Steelers James Harrison Realtree camo Jersey
fans lamented the lack of effort he put into learning the finer points of quarterbacking.Then, in 2007, he was jailed for running an illegal dog-fighting ring. It seemed his career was over. Then last season a new third-string quarterback appeared in the Philadelphia Eagles roster. His name, as we all should know, was Michael Vick.Now, after taking over from Kevin Kolb after his concussion against the Green Bay Packers, Vick has been out-of-this-world good. He leads the NFL with a quarterback rating of 105.3, has passed for seven TDs to no interceptions, has completed 60.8 percent of his passes for 203.4 yards per game. He has also rushed for 261 yards for two TDs. And these stats are excluding his Week 10 beat down of the Washington Redskins.Now, finally, Michael Vick is realising his potential, but the question is whether he can be labelled an elite quarterback or not. With any luck, I will answer that right now (in my opinion of course).I believe the criteria necessary to determine if a quarterback is elite or not is if they have good statistical output, play well, win gamesandget it done in the crunch situations.Jim McIsaac/Getty ImagesStatistical Output and Play I dealt with Vick's statistical prowess earlier, but no one would doubt that it is certainly enough to be elite. After nearly 10 years, Vick has finallybegun to play as a quality quarterback, not just a quality runner.After years of completing about 50 percent of his passes, andhad a quarterback rating floating at about 75, Vick has become a complete quarterback.Most importantly, he no longer bolts from the pocket as soon as pressure gets near him. He now goes through his progressions and even when he breaks from the pocket, he keeps his eyes down field.Vick also has improved his accuracy, especially with the deep ball. This, combined with the speedy receivers at Philly and his phenomenal arm strength, has created lots and lots of long passing plays for the Eagles.Although he has slowed a bit since he entered the league, Vick is still one of the fastest players in the league, and certainly the fastest at quarterback. Hepicksupfirst downs and extends plays as well Ben Roethlisberger, and the threat of him taking off on bootleg plays opens up bigger holes for the Philadelphia running backs.Vick is also developing a better understanding for play calling, although he still makes very few adjustments at the line of scrimmage. This is the area where he could improve dramatically, although it can be argued that his physical Reebok San Francisco 49ers #21 Frank GORE Realtree camo Jersey
abilities make that unnecessary.Who is the best young quarterback?Who is the best young quarterback?Matt Ryan36.6%Joe Flacco4.9%Matthew Stafford7.3%Josh Freeman9.8%Mark Sanchez12.2%Sam Bradford19.5%Colt McCoy9.8%Total votes: 41Crunch-Time PerformanceI still do not think that Vick has quite mastered this yet. It is true that he makes important downs with his legs, but when the game is on the line, he struggles passing when the defense knows whats coming. He needs to improve his short range accuracy and awareness to be better passing for third downs.However, we all know that he can make a big play at any time, like his 40-yard overtime run for Atlanta in the playoffs.WinningVick was not great at this at Atlanta, partly because oppositionsthe runwas coming, and Vick could not beat them through the air. This season though, Vick has compiled a 4-0 record (not including the first Washington game that Kolb finished or the Packers game which Vick almost saved).I still have doubts about his ability to win in the dying stages, when he is forced to pass much more and become one-dimensional. However, the potency of the Eagles offense has kept Vick out of those situations so far.ConclusionAlthough Vick is not yet a polished passer, and does not have the ability to improvise at the line of scrimmage like the Manning brothers and Tom Brady, his other unique abilities more than make up for these faults. He also is yet to lose a game he has played for the full Reebok Washington Redskins #98 ORAKPO Realtree camo Jersey
60 minutes.Therefore, Michael Vick is in my mind the newest elite quarterback in the NFL, and will be the hottest free agent next year if the Eagles do not sign him to a long-term deal this season. But hell would freeze over before they allowed him off their roster.
fans lamented the lack of effort he put into learning the finer points of quarterbacking.Then, in 2007, he was jailed for running an illegal dog-fighting ring. It seemed his career was over. Then last season a new third-string quarterback appeared in the Philadelphia Eagles roster. His name, as we all should know, was Michael Vick.Now, after taking over from Kevin Kolb after his concussion against the Green Bay Packers, Vick has been out-of-this-world good. He leads the NFL with a quarterback rating of 105.3, has passed for seven TDs to no interceptions, has completed 60.8 percent of his passes for 203.4 yards per game. He has also rushed for 261 yards for two TDs. And these stats are excluding his Week 10 beat down of the Washington Redskins.Now, finally, Michael Vick is realising his potential, but the question is whether he can be labelled an elite quarterback or not. With any luck, I will answer that right now (in my opinion of course).I believe the criteria necessary to determine if a quarterback is elite or not is if they have good statistical output, play well, win gamesandget it done in the crunch situations.Jim McIsaac/Getty ImagesStatistical Output and Play I dealt with Vick's statistical prowess earlier, but no one would doubt that it is certainly enough to be elite. After nearly 10 years, Vick has finallybegun to play as a quality quarterback, not just a quality runner.After years of completing about 50 percent of his passes, andhad a quarterback rating floating at about 75, Vick has become a complete quarterback.Most importantly, he no longer bolts from the pocket as soon as pressure gets near him. He now goes through his progressions and even when he breaks from the pocket, he keeps his eyes down field.Vick also has improved his accuracy, especially with the deep ball. This, combined with the speedy receivers at Philly and his phenomenal arm strength, has created lots and lots of long passing plays for the Eagles.Although he has slowed a bit since he entered the league, Vick is still one of the fastest players in the league, and certainly the fastest at quarterback. Hepicksupfirst downs and extends plays as well Ben Roethlisberger, and the threat of him taking off on bootleg plays opens up bigger holes for the Philadelphia running backs.Vick is also developing a better understanding for play calling, although he still makes very few adjustments at the line of scrimmage. This is the area where he could improve dramatically, although it can be argued that his physical Reebok San Francisco 49ers #21 Frank GORE Realtree camo Jersey
abilities make that unnecessary.Who is the best young quarterback?Who is the best young quarterback?Matt Ryan36.6%Joe Flacco4.9%Matthew Stafford7.3%Josh Freeman9.8%Mark Sanchez12.2%Sam Bradford19.5%Colt McCoy9.8%Total votes: 41Crunch-Time PerformanceI still do not think that Vick has quite mastered this yet. It is true that he makes important downs with his legs, but when the game is on the line, he struggles passing when the defense knows whats coming. He needs to improve his short range accuracy and awareness to be better passing for third downs.However, we all know that he can make a big play at any time, like his 40-yard overtime run for Atlanta in the playoffs.WinningVick was not great at this at Atlanta, partly because oppositionsthe runwas coming, and Vick could not beat them through the air. This season though, Vick has compiled a 4-0 record (not including the first Washington game that Kolb finished or the Packers game which Vick almost saved).I still have doubts about his ability to win in the dying stages, when he is forced to pass much more and become one-dimensional. However, the potency of the Eagles offense has kept Vick out of those situations so far.ConclusionAlthough Vick is not yet a polished passer, and does not have the ability to improvise at the line of scrimmage like the Manning brothers and Tom Brady, his other unique abilities more than make up for these faults. He also is yet to lose a game he has played for the full Reebok Washington Redskins #98 ORAKPO Realtree camo Jersey
60 minutes.Therefore, Michael Vick is in my mind the newest elite quarterback in the NFL, and will be the hottest free agent next year if the Eagles do not sign him to a long-term deal this season. But hell would freeze over before they allowed him off their roster.
2010年12月18日星期六
18 Dec 10 Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Advice: Who to Pick Up in Week 11
Andrew Burton/Getty ImagesCan you believe it’s already Week 11 of the fantasy football season?It seems just like yesterday we were getting you prepared for the upcoming year and now here we are, already past the bye week point of the season and heading down the final stretch.Now that the two month ritual of shuffling fantasy football lineups and rosters due to bye weeks is over it’s time to fill your roster with lasting talent that has some upside. You know, the type of player that can help propel your team to the Reebok Minnesota Vikings #84 Randy Moss Realtree camo Jersey
fantasy football promise land. As always, there will be a few speed bumps along the way, especially when it comes to injuries. Just take a quick look at our list of recommended quarterbacks this week and you will know what we mean.For those of you looking to pickup the likes of Troy Smith, Mike Goodson, and David Garrard you won’t find them on this weeks list because we already recommended them to our fan base in last weeks Pick Them Up article.Shaun Hill (Detroit Lions)Hill went 29-for-50 for 323 yards with one touchdown and one interception in Week 10 against the Buffalo Bills as he returned to the starting lineup in place of Matt Stafford (right shoulder).Who will make the best waiver wire pick up in Week 11?Who will make the best waiver wire pick up in Week 11?Shaun Hill (DET)31.3%Chester Taylor (CHI)7.8%Shonn Greene (NYJ)29.1%Mike Thomas (JAC)31.8%Total votes: 179Hill, himself, suffered a broken left forearm a few weeks back, but now looks healthy and will likely be the Lions’ starting quarterback for the foreseeable future.In the five full games he has played in this season, Hill has thrown for 225 or more yards in every game and has at least 14 fantasy points in four of the five contests.He Reebok Pittsburg Steelers #83 Heath Miller Realtree camo Jersey
is available in a lot of leagues (78 percent availability in Yahoo! leagues), and if you are a Stafford owner Hill is definitely worth adding.Chester Taylor (Chicago Bears)After having just one double-digit carry game prior to the Bears’ Week 8 bye, Taylor has 10-plus carries in each of the past two game. A few weeks ago the Bears said they wanted to get Taylor involved and they have made good on it’s promise.His backfield mate, Matt Forte, only has one 100-yard game this season and has not scored since Week 6. This should lead Taylor seeing an increase in touches going forward,. After all, Chicago didn't sign Taylor to a massive free-agent contract to let him ride the pine on a consistent basisThe Bears have also professed a desire to use Taylor as their goal line back, Reebok Arizona Cardinals Larry Fitzgerald Realtree camo Jersey
which could give him value in touchdown-heavy leagues.He is still likely to be widely available due to his lack of big production to this point in the season, and Forte owners should be particularly interested.To see who else you should pick up in Week 11 go here... Who to Pick Up in Week 11
fantasy football promise land. As always, there will be a few speed bumps along the way, especially when it comes to injuries. Just take a quick look at our list of recommended quarterbacks this week and you will know what we mean.For those of you looking to pickup the likes of Troy Smith, Mike Goodson, and David Garrard you won’t find them on this weeks list because we already recommended them to our fan base in last weeks Pick Them Up article.Shaun Hill (Detroit Lions)Hill went 29-for-50 for 323 yards with one touchdown and one interception in Week 10 against the Buffalo Bills as he returned to the starting lineup in place of Matt Stafford (right shoulder).Who will make the best waiver wire pick up in Week 11?Who will make the best waiver wire pick up in Week 11?Shaun Hill (DET)31.3%Chester Taylor (CHI)7.8%Shonn Greene (NYJ)29.1%Mike Thomas (JAC)31.8%Total votes: 179Hill, himself, suffered a broken left forearm a few weeks back, but now looks healthy and will likely be the Lions’ starting quarterback for the foreseeable future.In the five full games he has played in this season, Hill has thrown for 225 or more yards in every game and has at least 14 fantasy points in four of the five contests.He Reebok Pittsburg Steelers #83 Heath Miller Realtree camo Jersey
is available in a lot of leagues (78 percent availability in Yahoo! leagues), and if you are a Stafford owner Hill is definitely worth adding.Chester Taylor (Chicago Bears)After having just one double-digit carry game prior to the Bears’ Week 8 bye, Taylor has 10-plus carries in each of the past two game. A few weeks ago the Bears said they wanted to get Taylor involved and they have made good on it’s promise.His backfield mate, Matt Forte, only has one 100-yard game this season and has not scored since Week 6. This should lead Taylor seeing an increase in touches going forward,. After all, Chicago didn't sign Taylor to a massive free-agent contract to let him ride the pine on a consistent basisThe Bears have also professed a desire to use Taylor as their goal line back, Reebok Arizona Cardinals Larry Fitzgerald Realtree camo Jersey
which could give him value in touchdown-heavy leagues.He is still likely to be widely available due to his lack of big production to this point in the season, and Forte owners should be particularly interested.To see who else you should pick up in Week 11 go here... Who to Pick Up in Week 11
2010年12月17日星期五
17 Dec 10 Peyton Manning and Colts Foiled by Tom Brady and Randy Moss (Satire)
Look at those flowing locks...Harry How/Getty ImagesSATIRE ; In the hotly anticipated battle royale between the always lovable Peyton Manning and the always beautiful Tom Brady, an unlikely hero rose to the top. This man, driven by the kind of passion and diligence that is only embodied by those who truly desire victory above all else, stood tall and proud and said, "Don't worry everyone; I got this." He then, in a moment sure to be remembered forever by the true fans amongst us, legally changed his name to "Ben Green." English Reebok Minnesota Vikings #4 Brett Favre Realtree camo Jersey
professors around the world rejoiced in the gesture, some brought near to tears, as Mr. Green celebrated the long-awaited change by rushing for 96 yards in the New England Patriots' nail-biting victory over the Indianapolis Colts by a score of 31-28. Branning Bowl 2010 is sure to be thought of as one of the bettermatch-upsbetween these two future Hall of Fame inductees, especially for the heart-rending Brady, who looked ready to step into an HerbalEssencescommercial, hair flitting about magnificently in the stiff breeze, as he took his first few snaps. Despite only throwing for 186 yards, Brady looked very sharp, grabbing two touchdown passes, a 123.1 passer rating and according to early estimates, at least fourendorsement deals and one cameo appearance in the upcoming Hangover sequel ("man at pool.") Manning, meanwhile, looked only OK, amassing four touchdowns and 396 yards, but also a rather paltry 96.3 passer rating and an uncharacteristic three interceptions, including one by the always entertaining Randy Moss, who, as expected, made an appearance late in the fourth quarter as the clock was winding down. Should Belichick empty his dungeon?Should Belichick empty his dungeon?Yes12.5%No, it's working42.5%Throw Favre in there, too45.0%Only if Brady negotiates the terms0.0%Total votes: 40Soon after the pick, which the refereescontroversiallyallowed to stand despite threats of terrorism by Jim Caldwell, Randy went into the Patriots clubhouse, took a very uncomfortable shower with the team, put on his pajamas and broke out the butterfly net. Jeff Fisher could not be reached for comment as of this morning, but reports have indicated that he was much too busy playing Scrabble to notice. Bill BelichickReebok Minnesota Vikings #69 Jared Allen Realtree camo Jersey
shockingly seemed to smile on several occasions yesterday as the game drew to a close and some have speculated that he may even be ready to release most of the rest of the hostages, confident that his team iscapable of winning without "proper motivation." This is wonderful news for the NFL mediators, some of whom were remembered before yesterday's game by a moment of silence, for tragically and heroically surrendering their lives in the valiant effort to make Belichick feel emotion. Also having a good game yesterday was the former Keebler Elf and current professional running back, Danny Woodhead. This man, who is youngerthan me and has one of the more hilarious last names in sports, rushed for 69 yards and scored one of the more exciting and weaving third quarter touchdowns before donning a red cape and running around the stadium pretending to fly. It was a magical display of youthful exuberance, and it melted the hearts of fans everywhere. Even Belichick gave Woodhead a gentle tap on the shoulder before having him escorted off the field by the team trainer, Tony "The Wrench" Castillano, for "examination." NOTES:Tom Brady is now tied for first all-time in consecutive home victories, matching the usually-naked Zombie Favre at 25. He will have a chance to take sole possession of first place on Monday Night Football, December 6th, against the Jets.Also, Wes Welker, who continues to have his internal circuits worked on by NASA scientists, powered himself to five receptions, 58 yards and one touchdown. I am excited to see what he is capable of when the review and repairs are complete and he is once again at full capacity. The Patriots will square off against the Lions in the annual "Turkey Bowl" this coming Thursday. This is a very special day, played every year in the semi-habitable city of Detroit, in which the Lions pretend to play something resembling football while another team stomps all over them like a small pack of ants that gotseparatedfrom the Reebok New England Patriots #12 Tom Brady Realtree camo Jersey
colony and were frozen in liquid hydrogen. It will be fun to drift in and out of consciousness during this game, a stomach full of food, while my family members consider whether or not to call for an ambulance. I can only hope the Patriots have firmly secured a lead before they start CPR, as it will surely impede my view of the television. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
professors around the world rejoiced in the gesture, some brought near to tears, as Mr. Green celebrated the long-awaited change by rushing for 96 yards in the New England Patriots' nail-biting victory over the Indianapolis Colts by a score of 31-28. Branning Bowl 2010 is sure to be thought of as one of the bettermatch-upsbetween these two future Hall of Fame inductees, especially for the heart-rending Brady, who looked ready to step into an HerbalEssencescommercial, hair flitting about magnificently in the stiff breeze, as he took his first few snaps. Despite only throwing for 186 yards, Brady looked very sharp, grabbing two touchdown passes, a 123.1 passer rating and according to early estimates, at least fourendorsement deals and one cameo appearance in the upcoming Hangover sequel ("man at pool.") Manning, meanwhile, looked only OK, amassing four touchdowns and 396 yards, but also a rather paltry 96.3 passer rating and an uncharacteristic three interceptions, including one by the always entertaining Randy Moss, who, as expected, made an appearance late in the fourth quarter as the clock was winding down. Should Belichick empty his dungeon?Should Belichick empty his dungeon?Yes12.5%No, it's working42.5%Throw Favre in there, too45.0%Only if Brady negotiates the terms0.0%Total votes: 40Soon after the pick, which the refereescontroversiallyallowed to stand despite threats of terrorism by Jim Caldwell, Randy went into the Patriots clubhouse, took a very uncomfortable shower with the team, put on his pajamas and broke out the butterfly net. Jeff Fisher could not be reached for comment as of this morning, but reports have indicated that he was much too busy playing Scrabble to notice. Bill BelichickReebok Minnesota Vikings #69 Jared Allen Realtree camo Jersey
shockingly seemed to smile on several occasions yesterday as the game drew to a close and some have speculated that he may even be ready to release most of the rest of the hostages, confident that his team iscapable of winning without "proper motivation." This is wonderful news for the NFL mediators, some of whom were remembered before yesterday's game by a moment of silence, for tragically and heroically surrendering their lives in the valiant effort to make Belichick feel emotion. Also having a good game yesterday was the former Keebler Elf and current professional running back, Danny Woodhead. This man, who is youngerthan me and has one of the more hilarious last names in sports, rushed for 69 yards and scored one of the more exciting and weaving third quarter touchdowns before donning a red cape and running around the stadium pretending to fly. It was a magical display of youthful exuberance, and it melted the hearts of fans everywhere. Even Belichick gave Woodhead a gentle tap on the shoulder before having him escorted off the field by the team trainer, Tony "The Wrench" Castillano, for "examination." NOTES:Tom Brady is now tied for first all-time in consecutive home victories, matching the usually-naked Zombie Favre at 25. He will have a chance to take sole possession of first place on Monday Night Football, December 6th, against the Jets.Also, Wes Welker, who continues to have his internal circuits worked on by NASA scientists, powered himself to five receptions, 58 yards and one touchdown. I am excited to see what he is capable of when the review and repairs are complete and he is once again at full capacity. The Patriots will square off against the Lions in the annual "Turkey Bowl" this coming Thursday. This is a very special day, played every year in the semi-habitable city of Detroit, in which the Lions pretend to play something resembling football while another team stomps all over them like a small pack of ants that gotseparatedfrom the Reebok New England Patriots #12 Tom Brady Realtree camo Jersey
colony and were frozen in liquid hydrogen. It will be fun to drift in and out of consciousness during this game, a stomach full of food, while my family members consider whether or not to call for an ambulance. I can only hope the Patriots have firmly secured a lead before they start CPR, as it will surely impede my view of the television. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
2010年12月16日星期四
16 Dec 10 The Week 12 Fantasy Jackpot: WR Mario Manningham Will Outscore Some Bigger Names
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WR in fantasy land (cough). Sumpin's Burnin'Nick Laham/Getty ImagesWarning:Although this commentary is serious, I like to throw in a little funny with my football analysis. Read only if you have a sense of humor.What the...where...who the fartknocker is Mario Manningham?Well if you have wide receiver Steve Smith (NYG), then you already know who he is. He's Stevie's replacement.Guess what? Hakeem Nicks owners know who he is too, thanks to what Mark Garafolo on Twitterreports as "compartment syndrome in his lower right leg" from his clash with Philly Eagles Week 11.For Week 12, Mario Manningham and Derek Hagan of the NY Giantswill be the front wide receiver set, or as I like to call them, "Super Mario Brothers." The difference being these brothersis they're catching footballs, not squashing mushrooms.Just like the video game, Mariowill be themost popular choice for Eliinstead ofhis brotherHagan, the green-hatted one.The Reasons To Pick MarioMario will be lighting up the field and your scoreboard because of the following reasons:1) Nicks & Steve Smith aren't there of course. Who else is Eli gonna throw to? Luigi?2)My grandmother could throw 300 yards onthe Jaguars' secondary. Rest in peace, gran.3) Jaguars offense is high octane. In their past three games, they've scored an average 30 points per game, soexpect the Giants to have to throw to stay ahead. (you see I didn't say keep up smile)Ipredictbetween 80-120 yards with one or twoTDs from Reebok Green Bay Packers #12 Aaron Rodgers Realtree camo Jersey
Mr. Manningham.The Other Guys We Don't Start Over MarioIf I only had one more WR spot, I would startMarioover these guys:1) Terrell Owens - Revis Island is open for business.2) Steve Johnson - Polamalu has his own island too, equipped with complimentary mini-bottles of Head & Shoulders.3) Dez Bryant - He faces the New Orleans Defense which is No. 1 in FFPTS allowed to WRs.Dezwasn't exactly lighting it up in Detroiteither.4) Reggie Wayne - He faces San Diego Defense, whcihis right behind New Orleans. Plus Reggie gets lost in one of30 WR options.5) Any Patriot Receivers - Expect Coach Belichick to gameplanfor morerunningplays againstan epically bad Detroit run defense. Plus their tight ends get more Brady love anyway.6) Bernard Berrian - Just because I needed anothername to fill this spot.The BetIf I'm wrong about Mario outscoring these guys, next Wednesday I'll sing Afghanistan's national anthem in thelobby entranceof Baltimore Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport......butif I'm right?TSA will be violating you. Bring candles to set the mood my friend.About Me, Wendell "Papa Smurf" GaymonI’m not really a little blue hairless half naked leprechaun who lives in a decked out mushroom. I’m an Reebok Green Bay Packers #52 Clay Matthews Realtree camo Jersey
average Joe like you, who spends his eight hours of sleep obsessing over this game we call Fantasy Football. You’ll find I’m a bit off-kilter with my picks, but I think that’s how you win best - picking the best players with the best matchups.
WR in fantasy land (cough). Sumpin's Burnin'Nick Laham/Getty ImagesWarning:Although this commentary is serious, I like to throw in a little funny with my football analysis. Read only if you have a sense of humor.What the...where...who the fartknocker is Mario Manningham?Well if you have wide receiver Steve Smith (NYG), then you already know who he is. He's Stevie's replacement.Guess what? Hakeem Nicks owners know who he is too, thanks to what Mark Garafolo on Twitterreports as "compartment syndrome in his lower right leg" from his clash with Philly Eagles Week 11.For Week 12, Mario Manningham and Derek Hagan of the NY Giantswill be the front wide receiver set, or as I like to call them, "Super Mario Brothers." The difference being these brothersis they're catching footballs, not squashing mushrooms.Just like the video game, Mariowill be themost popular choice for Eliinstead ofhis brotherHagan, the green-hatted one.The Reasons To Pick MarioMario will be lighting up the field and your scoreboard because of the following reasons:1) Nicks & Steve Smith aren't there of course. Who else is Eli gonna throw to? Luigi?2)My grandmother could throw 300 yards onthe Jaguars' secondary. Rest in peace, gran.3) Jaguars offense is high octane. In their past three games, they've scored an average 30 points per game, soexpect the Giants to have to throw to stay ahead. (you see I didn't say keep up smile)Ipredictbetween 80-120 yards with one or twoTDs from Reebok Green Bay Packers #12 Aaron Rodgers Realtree camo Jersey
Mr. Manningham.The Other Guys We Don't Start Over MarioIf I only had one more WR spot, I would startMarioover these guys:1) Terrell Owens - Revis Island is open for business.2) Steve Johnson - Polamalu has his own island too, equipped with complimentary mini-bottles of Head & Shoulders.3) Dez Bryant - He faces the New Orleans Defense which is No. 1 in FFPTS allowed to WRs.Dezwasn't exactly lighting it up in Detroiteither.4) Reggie Wayne - He faces San Diego Defense, whcihis right behind New Orleans. Plus Reggie gets lost in one of30 WR options.5) Any Patriot Receivers - Expect Coach Belichick to gameplanfor morerunningplays againstan epically bad Detroit run defense. Plus their tight ends get more Brady love anyway.6) Bernard Berrian - Just because I needed anothername to fill this spot.The BetIf I'm wrong about Mario outscoring these guys, next Wednesday I'll sing Afghanistan's national anthem in thelobby entranceof Baltimore Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport......butif I'm right?TSA will be violating you. Bring candles to set the mood my friend.About Me, Wendell "Papa Smurf" GaymonI’m not really a little blue hairless half naked leprechaun who lives in a decked out mushroom. I’m an Reebok Green Bay Packers #52 Clay Matthews Realtree camo Jersey
average Joe like you, who spends his eight hours of sleep obsessing over this game we call Fantasy Football. You’ll find I’m a bit off-kilter with my picks, but I think that’s how you win best - picking the best players with the best matchups.
2010年12月15日星期三
New England Patriots Bear Similarities To Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints
Jim Rogash/Getty ImagesThe New Orleans Saints marched into Super Bowl XLIV, and the New England Patriots' 60-minute men look poised to do the same thing in 2010. In fact, the similarities between the two are eerie, to say the least. No, the Patriots didn't have much of 4 Brett Favre White jersey
a chance at perfection. That was shattered in Week 2 at the hands of the New York Jets. Their defense isn't striking fear in the heart of anyone, but maybe it doesn't have to. It sure didn't with the Saints, who forfeited an average of 21 points per game. The Patriots defense gives up 24 points per game. Much like with the Saints last year, the pundits agree that the Patriots are the team to beat at this point in the season. But how are they doing it? The Patriots feature a defense that could generously be called "opportunistic," with the ability to force turnovers at key points in the game. It currently sits at plus-11 in the turnover margin (the same mark the Saints finished with in 2009), and ranks second in the league in that category. Its 15 interceptions rank eighth in the league, and it is on pace for 22, just four short of the total which New Orleans finished with last year. The Patriots' complementary running backs could have something to do with it. The Saints had Reggie Bush, their pass-catcher and quickster out of Jets 6 Sanchez AFL50th jersey
the backfield; they had Pierre Thomas, their hammer up the middle; they had Mike Bell, their jack-of-all-trades who could often be seen leaping over piles into the end zone. The Patriots have two talented backs in BenJarvus Green-Ellis and Danny Woodhead, both of whom excel in their own rights. Green-Ellis is best between the tackles and Woodhead is best in open space. They have explosive potential, but the Patriots get by with them simply doing their jobs. The Patriots feature a who's-who of some of the most underrated receivers in the game right now. Wes Welker, Brandon Tate and Deion Branch aren't 6-foot-somethings that impose their will on opposing defensive backs like New Orleans. Just like the running backs, though, these guys are okay with just doing their jobs to the utmost of their ability. Perhaps most importantly, both the 2009 Saints and the 2010 Patriots feature the No. 1 scoring offenses in the league, led by their uber-talented quarterbacks. Ah, there's the rub. In what's become a 4 Brett Favre Purple jersey
quarterback-driven league, the Patriots are proving that you can make up for deficiencies across the board with a great quarterback. And as for that old adage that "defense wins championships"? The Saints were ranked No. 1 in scoring offense in 2009; the Patriots currently enjoy that same ranking. In that respect, we've seen a change of the guard in the NFL. But as it did in the previous decade, the logo on that guard may still be a "Flying Elvis".
a chance at perfection. That was shattered in Week 2 at the hands of the New York Jets. Their defense isn't striking fear in the heart of anyone, but maybe it doesn't have to. It sure didn't with the Saints, who forfeited an average of 21 points per game. The Patriots defense gives up 24 points per game. Much like with the Saints last year, the pundits agree that the Patriots are the team to beat at this point in the season. But how are they doing it? The Patriots feature a defense that could generously be called "opportunistic," with the ability to force turnovers at key points in the game. It currently sits at plus-11 in the turnover margin (the same mark the Saints finished with in 2009), and ranks second in the league in that category. Its 15 interceptions rank eighth in the league, and it is on pace for 22, just four short of the total which New Orleans finished with last year. The Patriots' complementary running backs could have something to do with it. The Saints had Reggie Bush, their pass-catcher and quickster out of Jets 6 Sanchez AFL50th jersey
the backfield; they had Pierre Thomas, their hammer up the middle; they had Mike Bell, their jack-of-all-trades who could often be seen leaping over piles into the end zone. The Patriots have two talented backs in BenJarvus Green-Ellis and Danny Woodhead, both of whom excel in their own rights. Green-Ellis is best between the tackles and Woodhead is best in open space. They have explosive potential, but the Patriots get by with them simply doing their jobs. The Patriots feature a who's-who of some of the most underrated receivers in the game right now. Wes Welker, Brandon Tate and Deion Branch aren't 6-foot-somethings that impose their will on opposing defensive backs like New Orleans. Just like the running backs, though, these guys are okay with just doing their jobs to the utmost of their ability. Perhaps most importantly, both the 2009 Saints and the 2010 Patriots feature the No. 1 scoring offenses in the league, led by their uber-talented quarterbacks. Ah, there's the rub. In what's become a 4 Brett Favre Purple jersey
quarterback-driven league, the Patriots are proving that you can make up for deficiencies across the board with a great quarterback. And as for that old adage that "defense wins championships"? The Saints were ranked No. 1 in scoring offense in 2009; the Patriots currently enjoy that same ranking. In that respect, we've seen a change of the guard in the NFL. But as it did in the previous decade, the logo on that guard may still be a "Flying Elvis".
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